Set 3 · Episode 657
Mike Ryan
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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.33 beats/set·0.45 punch density·1.33 tag density·3 sets
This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.50 punch density·3.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- I don't like to make assumptions about people,
but I feel like every time I've seen a homeless guy
They stole that bicycle.
If you don't believe me, next time you see a homeless guy
on a bicycle, just yell, "How's my fucking bike?"
And just see how they react.
[Bit 2]
I got in a fight with a homeless guy one time.
I was working at this club, and he reached over the balcony
and grabbed this girl's ass, so I had to shoot him away.
As I was shooting him away, he said,
"Hey, you fat motherfucker.
"I'm gonna come back next week, and I'm gonna kick your ass."
I just went about my day because he's a homeless guy.
But he came back the next week.
Looked like he put the crack pipe down
'cause he gained about 30 pounds solid muscle.
His hands were taped up like a professional boxer,
and he shadow boxed all the way up to me.
I did the only thing a reasonable human being could do
in that situation, and I hit him with a bottle.
And then I stole his bike.
As I was riding away, somebody yelled,
"Hey, that's my fucking bike!"
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“A homeless person on a bicycle stole it is widely understood but rarely said aloud.”
Joke Type
elephant-in-the-roomLines
setup- I don't like to make assumptions about people,
setupbut I feel like every time I've seen a homeless guy
punchlineThey stole that bicycle.
tagIf you don't believe me, next time you see a homeless guy
tagon a bicycle, just yell, "How's my fucking bike?"
tagAnd just see how they react.