Uncle Lazer

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This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.70 punch density·0.40 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I was reading the STD pamphlet in the--

in the Planned Parenthood this morning.

And I just learned that pH actually stands for pussy health.

Now ladies, when it's off,

y'all ain't got like a little check engine light.

It says, "Hey, I should go to EBG or win."

'Cause this shit look contagious, right?

[Bit 2]

I may love to a forklift driver the other day.

I went down on her and he always smells the same.

Why does bad pussy always smell like Chernobyl?

This woman's pussy lips look like an iguana neck.

Her clitoris was calloused over and hard,

like an octopus beak.

Easy to find,

for once.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"pH" sounds like "pussy health", and "pussy health" fits because vaginal indicator.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

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setupI was reading the STD pamphlet in the--

setupin the Planned Parenthood this morning.

punchlineAnd I just learned that pH actually stands for pussy health.