William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.23 punch density·0.00 tag density

Watch William Montgomery’s set

Skips to 1:50:01 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Probably a good thing that Alec Baldwin didn't get

the role of Oppenheimer.

We all know what he can do with a gun.

Imagine a nuclear bomb.

[Bit 2]

A mother was recently jailed after it was revealed

that her five-year-old daughter

was helping her do Brazilian waxes.

The only thing I'm confused about

is since when did cleaning floors become illegal?

[Bit 3]

I'm still working on my rap career.

I got a new line.

It's, "Call me Captain Hook

because I just gave your bitch a roofie, yo!"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Alec Baldwin not getting the role implies casting preference, but reveals gun safety liability.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupProbably a good thing that Alec Baldwin didn't get

setupthe role of Oppenheimer.

setupWe all know what he can do with a gun.

punchlineImagine a nuclear bomb.