Set 5 · Episode 689
David Jolly
Bucket PullMan
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This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.31 punch density·1.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Y'all watch the Olympics?
That shit was crazy as hell, man.
They had breakdancing in their limberies.
And for years them niggas gonna be shooting craps.
[Bit 2]
Hell yeah, Netflix, I'm sick of Netflix.
they ripping us off, I'm glad I'm stealing that shit.
They keep on giving us these horrible ass movies, man.
They bad, then they got the voiceover on them.
Voiceover, shit in their hair.
Like French voiceovers, who watch French movies?
That's like watching gay porn,
I don't know about anyone who see that shit.
The thing is, if you gonna give us voiceovers
and they be bad voiceovers,
at least make them interesting, you know?
Like put a hood nigger on a couple of them bitches.
Let him do like the Godfather.
I'm gonna give you an offer you can't refuse.
She.
Ain't no way you gonna turn this down.
Caw, caw.
Or like switch it up, let a white dude
do like a hood ass movie, you know?
Let a white dude do "Boys in the Hood."
Yo, Ricky, dude, he has a gun, bro.
Oh, shit, he shot Ricky, bro.
Fuck.
Ricky was working on his credit, dude.
Ricky was a great guy, bro.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Adding breakdancing to the Olympics implies more Black athletic events, but reveals shooting craps.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setupY'all watch the Olympics?
setupThat shit was crazy as hell, man.
setupThey had breakdancing in their limberies.
punchlineAnd for years them niggas gonna be shooting craps.