David Lucas

RegularBlackMan

Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.21 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So Bill Gates and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce.

Y'all heard about that shit?

I heard that Melinda Gates is leaving Bill

because he has a dick that's Microsoft.

[Bit 2]

Ladies, I want you to know that if your boyfriend

can't beat me up, that means that you're single.

It's like I'm gonna do like Trump in front of him

and grab you by the pussy.

Gonna fill on your ass.

[Bit 3]

When I'm having sex with women,

I don't know if they're screaming from my dick

or if they're screaming because I'm hurting them.

You know what I'm saying?

Like after a girl fucks me, she feels like she's been raped.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“'Microsoft' can mean the software company or a tiny penis.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupSo Bill Gates and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce.

setupI heard that Melinda Gates is leaving Bill

punchlinebecause he has a dick that's Microsoft.