Set 14 · Episode 689
Kam Patterson
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Career avg·1.87 bits/set·3.13 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.36 tag density·15 sets
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.26 punch density·1.33 tag density
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[Bit 1]
Y'all know I talk about cities everywhere I go to.
I talk about cities where I go.
And I like Vegas, I do like her a lot.
But it's fucking terrible, you know that, right?
It's a terrible, listen, Vegas is like
if you took a piece of shit and put diamonds on it.
It's still a piece of shit though, dawg.
You know what I'm saying?
Y'all in the middle of a fucking desert, dog.
It's terrible.
[Bit 2]
I'm gonna tell y'all this,
I changed my outfit for the night, I changed my outfit.
I used to wear a white t-shirt,
but today my shirt says I'm just here to glorify God,
and my hat says, "All deaf to all white women."
[Bit 3]
I used to be a scammer for a long time
before I started doing stand-up comedy,
and one time my scammer was one dude,
and he posted, "Give me some money back."
All I needed was his first and last name
and social security number,
And I put $20,000 in his bank account.
He gave me everything I needed,
but he never gave me half the money.
And I was really mad for a minute,
but then I remembered that I had his first last name
and his fucking social security number.
So I called and I was like,
"Hey, I want to tell you something, brother.
I hope you enjoy the army 'cause you're going."
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Vegas is like shit with diamonds because both hide truth.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setupY'all know I talk about cities everywhere I go to.
setupI talk about cities where I go.
setupAnd I like Vegas, I do like her a lot.
setupBut it's fucking terrible, you know that, right?
setupIt's a terrible, listen, Vegas is like
punchlineif you took a piece of shit and put diamonds on it.
tagIt's still a piece of shit though, dawg.
tagYou know what I'm saying?
tagY'all in the middle of a fucking desert, dog.
tagIt's terrible.