William Montgomery

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.58 punch density·0.40 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I've actually, I've got some huge news.

I got a job at the new crypto mining facility they built in Memphis.

Excuse me, I've already suffering from Silicon Lung.

[Bit 2]

Weirdly enough, P Diddy's cellmate is the crypto crooks and bankmen freed.

Wait, Bitcoin, more like a butt coin.

[Bit 3]

He did, he is refusing to eat in prison

because he says he'll get poisoned.

And I gotta tell you, I think he's right.

Says, "When did Kevin Hart start working

"in the prison kitchen?"

[Bit 4]

Quick housekeeping note, I'm starting a cult.

If interested, please see me after the show.

[Bit 5]

Remember the book, Curious George and his friend,

The Man with the Yellow Hat?

Do y'all know what that guy's real name is?

Red Band.

He's a total weirdo! He's got a fucking monkey for a friend!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Job implies opportunity, but reveals occupational disease.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI've actually, I've got some huge news.

setupI got a job at the new crypto mining facility they built in Memphis.

punchlineExcuse me, I've already suffering from Silicon Lung.