2024-06-25

Set 1 · Episode 669

Ari Matti

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Career avg·2.08 bits/set·4.28 beats/set·0.56 punch density·1.00 tag density·25 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.47 punch density·1.33 tag density

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Skips to 7:35 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I recently had a date.

I took a girl out to see a movie.

Here's a suggestion for guys if you want to take your girl out

to see a movie.

Watch the movie before you go and see the movie

so you can answer all of her fucking questions.

Two minutes in, who's he?

I don't know!

Let's wait and find out.

[Bit 2]

And never let her pick the movie

'cause women love some miserable shit.

One time I had a girl over for dinner,

I let her choose the date movie.

I finished cooking dinner,

would sit down to watch the movie.

You know what movie she picks?

She picks a fault in our stars.

Oh, they both have cancer?

When do I start fingering you?

-Before or after the chemo therapy, huh?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Dating implies watching, but reveals pre-watch strategy.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI recently had a date.

setupI took a girl out to see a movie.

setupHere's a suggestion for guys if you want to take your girl out

setupto see a movie.

setupWatch the movie before you go and see the movie

punchlineso you can answer all of her fucking questions.

tagTwo minutes in, who's he?

tagI don't know!

tagLet's wait and find out.