Drew Nickens

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Career avg·2.21 bits/set·4.79 beats/set·0.63 punch density·0.88 tag density·14 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.32 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 43:52 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Being a black man than I am,

I cannot get my hair cut by white people.

They fucked my shit all the way up by his potato salad.

[Bit 2]

But I did meet someone special.

His name was E.

He was real cool.

He let me get the ox.

He said I was stupid because LeBron was better than Jordan's.

But you know, I was so happy.

Because he finally saw me as a black king.

Wakanda sometimes.

I'm only half.

But you know what happens?

I was ready to buy the sheikin'

and then I walked into his barbershop and he goes,

"What's up, my Jewish homie?

Don't y'all ever cry while getting the haircut?

I was so sad I had one tear cut down my face

like I was a starving African kid."

So you know what I did? I did the widest thing possible.

I didn't snitch.

I just gave my two and a half star Yelp review.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“White barbers is like bad potato salad because both ruin Black culture.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setupBeing a black man than I am,

setupI cannot get my hair cut by white people.

punchlineThey fucked my shit all the way up by his potato salad.