Jack Shaw

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Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.91 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.55 tag density·11 sets

This set·5 bits·6 beats·0.92 punch density·1.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm 25 years old, I'm really getting nervous,

puberty's not gonna hit.

I do not know what to do at this point.

It's very frustrating.

[Bit 2]

The manliest celebrity I've ever been compared to

is Rachel Maddow.

That's been really tough on my psyche.

[Bit 3]

Some guy came up to me recently,

his fratty looking dude, he came up to me,

he said, "Hey man, you also look like Harry Potter

"on the spectrum."

That was tough for me.

[Bit 4]

I was bullied, that's a shocker.

I was bullied in middle school, I was bullied.

I was bullied in a performing arts school.

You guys know how lame you have to be

to be bullied in a performing arts school?

My bully wore a fucking fedora.

That was tough.

[Bit 5]

I hate my doctor. He loves my penis.

It sucks. He always likes to touch it, but it's a problem, because it's always an eye exam.

I exam. Thank you so much everybody. I'm Jack Shaw

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Delayed puberty becomes so extreme that it never arrives.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI'm 25 years old, I'm really getting nervous,

punchlinepuberty's not gonna hit.

tagI do not know what to do at this point.

tagIt's very frustrating.