2024-06-25

Set 6 · Episode 669

Todd Royce

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.45 punch density·1.11 tag density·6 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.65 punch density·2.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm gonna be honest with you.

I'm not great at fucking.

I--and it's unfortunate,

'cause my wife is amazing at sex,

so I've heard.

I don't know if that's--

I don't know if that's true or not, but--

Well, you hear the other comics talk,

and--

Okay, I'm joking.

I'm joking.

My wife has never fucked a comedian.

[Bit 2]

And by the way, I'm sorry.

If that ruins your perception of me,

when you saw me walk through that curtain,

if you were like, man, I bet this guy can lay some pipe.

No, turns out not so much.

I just always, and now it's gotten even worse

now that I'm in my 40s,

and I know I look a little young for my age,

but that's 'cause I'm a health nut.

And,

they say black don't crack while obese don't crease.

So, that's,

[Bit 3]

I just always thought when I got older, you know,

big fat body, big fat cock, and no.

I don't know why my grandma told me that.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Praising a wife's sex skills implies firsthand knowledge, but reveals secondhand rumor.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm gonna be honest with you.

setupI'm not great at fucking.

setupI--and it's unfortunate,

setup'cause my wife is amazing at sex,

punchlineso I've heard.

tagI don't know if that's--

tagI don't know if that's true or not, but--

tagWell, you hear the other comics talk,

tagand--

tagOkay, I'm joking.

tagI'm joking.

tagMy wife has never fucked a comedian.