William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

They're coming out with a black Schindler's list.

It's gonna be called Schindler list.

Okay, black people mispronounce things.

[Bit 2]

Sixteen young women have accused magician David Copperfield of sexual assault, which

which is pretty messed up because he was supposed to make

the women disappear, not their virginity.

[Bit 3]

Okay, apparently the Washington football team

is considering another name change

to honor true American patriots.

They're gonna be called the January Sixers.

[Bit 4]

Okay, just so we're clear,

I reject the term alternative medicine

and prefer to call it post-grunge.

Okay, I got a couple people.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Schindler's List" sounds like "Schindler list", and "Schindler list" fits because Black mispronunciation.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupThey're coming out with a black Schindler's list.

punchlineIt's gonna be called Schindler list.

tagOkay, black people mispronounce things.