Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.36 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 10:15 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I, uh--I'm not into skinny chicks.

'Cause, uh, I'm not into chicks that are shaped like little boys.

I'm into thick chicks.

'Cause I'm into chicks that are shaped like fat men.

[Bit 2]

A lot of, uh, women get mad at me

'cause I'm always trying to fuck 'em.

They're like, "You don't even like me for who I am.

"You just like my pussy."

I'm like, "Well, you just like me for who I am."

"You don't even like my penis."

"Where are we in life when we can't even enjoy the little things?"

[Bit 3]

But, yeah, I recently bought a moped, which is fun.

Fun way to get around town.

It's kind of nerve-wracking because I have to watch out for

or potholes, or drivers on cell phones,

or a teenager lowering his shoulder.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Disliking a female body type could be reframed as disliking a male body type it resembles.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI, uh--I'm not into skinny chicks.

punchline'Cause, uh, I'm not into chicks that are shaped like little boys.