♪ What's up, motherfuckers ♪
♪ What's up, you Harry Potter-licky ♪
♪ Motherfuckin' Wayne Casey-lickin' motherfuckers ♪
[Bit 1]
I want you to know I've been doing good.
I do not have the coochie-lerona
or the grabber of the coochie virus
with the juices flying out the back of my asshole.
I do not have it, but the doctor said I do have asthma.
[Bit 2]
Now I know it's a holiday season for you, motherfuckers,
but I got spoiled until you Santa Claus
got shot the fuck up in the hood last night.
And we just told him about bringing his ass down there.
We're in all that goddamn red.
And then walking up to his sister's talking about,
ho, ho, ho, we don't play that shit, motherfucker.
You don't call us no ho in the hood.
So we fucked Santa Claus up
and we would barbecue the motherfucking reindeers.
[Bit 3]
You know, ladies, if you want a big ass,
Eating healthy food makes your ass shrink,
- She started with us, her very first minute of stand up
ever was in the belly room of the comedy store.
We've been having her on for years.
- Fantastic, still getting that dick, hey.
See, she kisses and tells this one right here.
- I love it, welcome back, wow.
It's good to be home with all these other things
Incredible command of the stage from the hello all the way through Adam
Can you believe the charisma on this one? Oh, I can't how long have you been doing this?
What the first time was on your show? Yeah, when was that after?
August Wow second 2016. I love it. Yeah, I got the first time I came
I got picked the second time I came I got picked the third time. Okay, goddamn, right? Yeah, you're just brighten up the stage
You're fantastic. I love you're like a throwback to LaWanda page or something like that. I love I love that
Afro deity, so I love it. You came out you called everybody Harry Potter looking ass motherfuckers now is that just
That's just a blanket statement for everybody here
That just you think all white people white people are saying Wayne Casey looking motherfuckers
You know some of y'all might be serious killers. That's cool, right? Okay. I love it
What a little bundle of joy you are a sweet little thing
She's like if one of those Mario toadstools were a friend
Fucking Harlem or something like that. It's like I kind of just want to jump on your head
I forgot to say something. I'm so glad to be back on the kill tiny show
- Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling.
- My tiny motherfucking nephew, I love him.
Joe Rogan has me on testosterone, I'm not happy now.
Stronger than I've ever been.
I'm gonna look like this fucking Timbuktu motherfucker
- He look like that Bronnie towel commercial.
- That's true, he does look like the Bronnie guy.
Very good, Bronnie guy, meet Aunt Jemima.
Here you go, this is incredible.
It's like everybody's kitchen cabinet
coming to life right now.
- Okay, so Afro, you made it through fucking COVID.
You were on my fucking death pole right up at the top.
I'm gonna be on, but you've lost a lot of weight.
How much weight have you lost?
- It is one out to my ass.
When I got sick years ago,
I had to have double hip replacement surgery.
Everything down, titties flat-lined, everything,
but that ass thing goin' nowhere.
Why do you think that is?
- Why do you think God moves the weight to your ass?
- I don't know, you know,
my grandmother had ass for days.
She had no titties, she was flat lying on the chair.
She didn't have no titties.
- The titties is for my mother.
- Hell no, I'm too goddamn hungry for that shit.
- You're too what for that shit?
- Yeah, I don't give a fuckness.
I didn't know this is one of the vitamins that--
- You need a vitamin honoree.
You were going out, right?
- I went out, soon as they say stay in house,
say fuck all you motherfuckers, I went out.
- I remember one of the last things I did
because they closed fucking the comedy store.
I remember very specifically,
'cause it was such a weird time, right?
And I was the last person to perform at the only comedy
club that was still open while basically like sirens are
going off and shit was flappers.
They were the last one to close.
They had me do it however long I wanted.
I was just talking about what was about to happen.
No one was there, like 20 people.
And then after that, I went and saw you
and the Top Shelf Brass Band, one of my favorite bands
in all of Los Angeles, do a show on a fine street.
And that was literally the last show that I saw for months
was you singing with the Top Shelf Brass Band.
Are you guys still working together?
- Oh yeah, we've been together almost five years
from Kill Tony through Jeremiah and brought him on the show.
I'm old enough to be their great-grandmother.
- And you guys all work together.
You have a little song that you wanna do or something?
- Yeah, I'm gonna freestyle the band.
Yeah, can we pick that tip of that song, y'all?
We heard some first, you know?
I hope y'all been doing fantastic.
- This is the great Afro-diety giving us
Let me tell you now, listen up, listen up and learn
why a girl like me has a right to yearn, huh,
to be a superstar rap master.
I'm so cold, I can start a disaster, baby, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
♪ Listen, I love you, yeah ♪
♪ Listen, I'm feeling you, oh, oh, yeah ♪
♪ I like that look, makin' all night ♪
♪ I like it, baby, we don't fuss, we don't fight ♪
♪ So good will ya, lick me down ♪
♪ Baby, no one else can set me on fire, yeah ♪
♪ So sweet, hey, hey, we're gonna do it all night, yeah ♪
♪ Don't let nobody tell you about yourself ♪
♪ You can do anything you ever, ever wanted ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
-Wow. -♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
