Aphrodite on Kill Tony
15 sets·2.07 bits/set·3.20 beats/set·0.42 punch density·1.29 tag density
About Aphrodite's sets
Aphrodite has done 15 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #171 (30 Aug 2017) and the latest on episode #590 (3 Jan 2023).
Aphrodite came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Aphrodite has performed for guest panels including Adam Eget, Benji Aflalo, Studio Sessions 16 and Moshe Kasher.
Aphrodite averages 0.42 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 57% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Aphrodite's punch density went from 0.17 in the first set to 0.07 in the latest.
On average Aphrodite follows each punchline with 1.29 tags.
Of the 48 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 15 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (14).
Appearances
| Episode | Date | Guest panel | Bits | Punch density | Tag density |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| KT #590 | 3 Jan 2023 | Adam Eget | 3 | 0.07 | 1.75 |
| KT #480 | 10 Nov 2020 | Benji Aflalo | 3 | 0.32 | 1.00 |
| KT #461 | 30 June 2020 | Studio Sessions 16 | 1 | 0.18 | 1.00 |
| KT #431 | 27 Jan 2020 | Moshe Kasher | 4 | 0.18 | 0.00 |
| KT #424 | 27 Dec 2019 | Kevin Smith, Ron White, Jeff Ross | 3 | 0.06 | 2.00 |
| KT #244 | 11 Jan 2018 | Jeremiah Watkins, Erik Griffin | 1 | 0.50 | 1.67 |
| KT #223 | 28 July 2017 | Brody Stevens, Stephen Glickman | 1 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
| KT #219 | 23 July 2017 | Kurt Metzger, Wheeler Walker, Ron White | 3 | 1.14 | 1.67 |
| KT #200 | 19 Dec 2017 | Dave Attell, Ron White | 1 | 0.57 | 0.60 |
| KT #195 | 23 May 2017 | KILL TONY #195 | 2 | 0.17 | 0.67 |
| KT #190 | 6 Mar 2017 | Doug Benson, Big Jay Oakerson, Dom Irrera | 2 | 0.30 | 0.50 |
| KT #188 | 6 Mar 2017 | Tait Fletcher, Jay Larson | 1 | 0.43 | 2.00 |
| KT #184 | 18 Dec 2016 | Greg Fitzsimmons | 3 | 0.79 | 2.67 |
| KT #178 | 12 Aug 2017 | Michael Kosta, Josh Martin | 2 | 0.39 | 2.50 |
| KT #171 | 30 Aug 2017 | Yassir Lester, Maz Jobrani | 1 | 0.17 | 0.33 |
Jokes from Aphrodite's sets
A few jokes from each of the latest 10 sets. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #5903 Jan 2023
I do not have it, but the doctor said I do have asthma. See all that asthma?
I got asthma!
And we just told him about bringing his ass down there. We're in all that goddamn red. And then walking up to his sister's talking about,
ho, ho, ho, we don't play that shit, motherfucker.
You don't call us no ho in the hood.
So we fucked Santa Claus up
KT #48010 Nov 2020
So that just eliminates that goddamn Carla Lavasco B, or Cardio B, whatever her goddamn name is. She stole my motherfucking cots up,
I'm gonna get my motherfucking royalties, bitch,
I'm telling you right now.
- Yeah, my cousin Ray Ray is coming up with a new one. To help get rid of this shit is called, bitch get out of my car
before I punch you in your motherfucking face, vaccine.
Oh yeah, it's gonna work, it's a very strong one.
KT #46130 June 2020
Killing people and shit you can't go out and get no dick and flavor nobody. I'm in bomb in my own motherfucking house I'm fucking in bomb at my own motherfucking house. I'm fucking totally traumatized with this shit I had to do something for a loser my goddamn mind. I went out about me some dick
You can say what you want. I did I bought some dick and I'll give a fuck what you think
Then I'll take a dick there before I lose my motherfucking. Oh, well lose my mind
KT #43127 Jan 2020
♪ Ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah ♪ ♪ Ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah ♪
That's my new favorite Asian song.
If you kill your mom, you'll give you a nickel. Yeah, we'll give you 25 cents for killing your dad. 10 cents for siblings.
Just kill them motherfuckers, we'll help you.
KT #42427 Dec 2019
Say hello to my big friends.
Custom made titties for your lips and your tongue.
Dick got one purpose,
warm wet pussy or a dick asshole.
KT #24411 Jan 2018
I'm a black woman, I'm not used to being around serial killers.
Gang making shit, but not a motherfucking serial killer.
I'm like, "Hey, I can't go out with no white guys. They're all serial killers.
I seen them on TV, I'm telling you."
I'm totally chromatized.
I'm totally motherfucking chromatized.
KT #22328 July 2017
So they're gonna like fuck you like you can't believe they'll suck your pussy so good
You'll be like saying God to hope I'll join church. This keeps sucking my pussy
I give up to Jesus if I'm gonna get my pussy sucked like this. I got to join Jesus. I just oh my goodness
Oh my gracious. Oh, oh didn't know church guys could fuck like that. I tell you they got the biggest dicks. Oh my god. Oh
I can repent just looking at a black guy with a big dick that goes to church
Please take me take me and I want to fuck him on the Casper fucking mattress
KT #21923 July 2017
- Hey, you know, I just really, really have come to terms
with the fact that I can't go anywhere without my ass.
My latest problem is with little kids coming up, slapping me on my ass, and they think it's funny. And I want to report these little kids to the police, because I'm tired of these little kids,
because see, if I did that to one of them, they want to give me 15 to life.
Somebody out rolling on some little kid's ass, right?
ass right now they do it I want to know who the hell I can report these damn
KT #20019 Dec 2017
When I see people running, I go, "Oh, God, look at that." You know, any chance that I can do that, the world will probably stop,
and everybody will fall in the same hole with me with the big ass and everything.
Ladies, don't go get the big ass. You don't know the problems that you're going to have.
I'm 61 years old and people are running up goose in my ass.
That's the last thing I thought would happen when I'm 61, almost 62 years old.
KT #19523 May 2017
You can't be touching yourself. You can't be thinking about none of that stuff. You know, you are no sex allowed in church.
That's why everybody's fucking in church
'cause no sex is allowed.
You know they be touching themselves
and touching the little children?
