Aphrodite on Kill Tony

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15 sets·2.07 bits/set·3.20 beats/set·0.42 punch density·1.29 tag density

About Aphrodite's sets

Aphrodite has done 15 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #171 (30 Aug 2017) and the latest on episode #590 (3 Jan 2023).

Aphrodite came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.

Aphrodite has performed for guest panels including Adam Eget, Benji Aflalo, Studio Sessions 16 and Moshe Kasher.

Aphrodite averages 0.42 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 57% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.

Aphrodite's punch density went from 0.17 in the first set to 0.07 in the latest.

On average Aphrodite follows each punchline with 1.29 tags.

Of the 48 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 15 are reframe jokes, ahead of misdirect (14).

Appearances

EpisodeDateGuest panelBitsPunch densityTag density
KT #5903 Jan 2023Adam Eget30.071.75
KT #48010 Nov 2020Benji Aflalo30.321.00
KT #46130 June 2020Studio Sessions 1610.181.00
KT #43127 Jan 2020Moshe Kasher40.180.00
KT #42427 Dec 2019Kevin Smith, Ron White, Jeff Ross30.062.00
KT #24411 Jan 2018Jeremiah Watkins, Erik Griffin10.501.67
KT #22328 July 2017Brody Stevens, Stephen Glickman11.001.00
KT #21923 July 2017Kurt Metzger, Wheeler Walker, Ron White31.141.67
KT #20019 Dec 2017Dave Attell, Ron White10.570.60
KT #19523 May 2017KILL TONY #19520.170.67
KT #1906 Mar 2017Doug Benson, Big Jay Oakerson, Dom Irrera20.300.50
KT #1886 Mar 2017Tait Fletcher, Jay Larson10.432.00
KT #18418 Dec 2016Greg Fitzsimmons30.792.67
KT #17812 Aug 2017Michael Kosta, Josh Martin20.392.50
KT #17130 Aug 2017Yassir Lester, Maz Jobrani10.170.33

Jokes from Aphrodite's sets

A few jokes from each of the latest 10 sets. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.

KT #5903 Jan 2023

hyperbole
setup

I do not have it, but the doctor said I do have asthma. See all that asthma?

punchline

I got asthma!

misdirect
setup

And we just told him about bringing his ass down there. We're in all that goddamn red. And then walking up to his sister's talking about,

punchline

ho, ho, ho, we don't play that shit, motherfucker.

tag

You don't call us no ho in the hood.

tag

So we fucked Santa Claus up

KT #48010 Nov 2020

reframe
setup

So that just eliminates that goddamn Carla Lavasco B, or Cardio B, whatever her goddamn name is. She stole my motherfucking cots up,

punchline

I'm gonna get my motherfucking royalties, bitch,

tag

I'm telling you right now.

reframe
setup

- Yeah, my cousin Ray Ray is coming up with a new one. To help get rid of this shit is called, bitch get out of my car

punchline

before I punch you in your motherfucking face, vaccine.

tag

Oh yeah, it's gonna work, it's a very strong one.

KT #46130 June 2020

misdirect
setup

Killing people and shit you can't go out and get no dick and flavor nobody. I'm in bomb in my own motherfucking house I'm fucking in bomb at my own motherfucking house. I'm fucking totally traumatized with this shit I had to do something for a loser my goddamn mind. I went out about me some dick

punchline

You can say what you want. I did I bought some dick and I'll give a fuck what you think

tag

Then I'll take a dick there before I lose my motherfucking. Oh, well lose my mind

KT #43127 Jan 2020

misdirect
setup

♪ Ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah ♪ ♪ Ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah, ah-sang-yah ♪

punchline

That's my new favorite Asian song.

reframe
setup

If you kill your mom, you'll give you a nickel. Yeah, we'll give you 25 cents for killing your dad. 10 cents for siblings.

punchline

Just kill them motherfuckers, we'll help you.

KT #42427 Dec 2019

reframe
setup

Say hello to my big friends.

punchline

Custom made titties for your lips and your tongue.

hyperbole
setup

Dick got one purpose,

punchline

warm wet pussy or a dick asshole.

KT #24411 Jan 2018

elephant-in-the-room
punchline

I'm a black woman, I'm not used to being around serial killers.

tag

Gang making shit, but not a motherfucking serial killer.

reframe
setup

I'm like, "Hey, I can't go out with no white guys. They're all serial killers.

punchline

I seen them on TV, I'm telling you."

tag

I'm totally chromatized.

tag

I'm totally motherfucking chromatized.

KT #22328 July 2017

reframe
setup

So they're gonna like fuck you like you can't believe they'll suck your pussy so good

punchline

You'll be like saying God to hope I'll join church. This keeps sucking my pussy

tag

I give up to Jesus if I'm gonna get my pussy sucked like this. I got to join Jesus. I just oh my goodness

reframe
setup

Oh my gracious. Oh, oh didn't know church guys could fuck like that. I tell you they got the biggest dicks. Oh my god. Oh

punchline

I can repent just looking at a black guy with a big dick that goes to church

tag

Please take me take me and I want to fuck him on the Casper fucking mattress

KT #21923 July 2017

reframe
setup

- Hey, you know, I just really, really have come to terms

punchline

with the fact that I can't go anywhere without my ass.

contradiction
setup

My latest problem is with little kids coming up, slapping me on my ass, and they think it's funny. And I want to report these little kids to the police, because I'm tired of these little kids,

punchline

because see, if I did that to one of them, they want to give me 15 to life.

tag

Somebody out rolling on some little kid's ass, right?

tag

ass right now they do it I want to know who the hell I can report these damn

KT #20019 Dec 2017

hyperbole
setup

When I see people running, I go, "Oh, God, look at that." You know, any chance that I can do that, the world will probably stop,

punchline

and everybody will fall in the same hole with me with the big ass and everything.

contradiction
setup

Ladies, don't go get the big ass. You don't know the problems that you're going to have.

punchline

I'm 61 years old and people are running up goose in my ass.

tag

That's the last thing I thought would happen when I'm 61, almost 62 years old.

KT #19523 May 2017

contradiction
setup

You can't be touching yourself. You can't be thinking about none of that stuff. You know, you are no sex allowed in church.

punchline

That's why everybody's fucking in church

tag

'cause no sex is allowed.

elephant-in-the-room
setup

You know they be touching themselves

punchline

and touching the little children?