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KT #758 - DONNELL RAWLINGS + TREVOR WALLACE

2026-03-03

Pat O'Neill

Golden Ticket

Watch Pat O'Neill's Kill Tony episode 758 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 5 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.36 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

Career avg·5.60 bits/set·5.80 beats/set·0.70 punch density·0.49 tag density·5 sets

This set·5 bits·6 beats·0.36 punch density·0.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

Folks, I was watching "Batman" earlier,

and it really got me thinking, you know,

'cause Bruce Wayne, his alter ego, is Batman,

inspired by his paralyzing fear of bats.

So I guess then my superhero name would be...

Black Man.

Uh...

Man, okay.

[Bit 2]

And considering how many of these superheroes

get their power from radiation,

not nearly enough of them are Japanese.

Uh...

[Bit 3]

Come on, Asian jokes are short-sighted.

And what do I know?

Until Oppenheimer came out, I thought Nagasaki

was about black blowjobs.

Uh...

Speaking of...

[Bit 4]

Speaking of overreactions,

Hamas really brought a knife to a fucking space laser fight?

Oh, holy shit.

Out of control.

[Bit 5]

I'll never understand how conflict in the Middle East

has lasted so long.

Considering half of them face the same way

five times a day,

fucking sneak up behind them.

Problem solved.

You are welcome, Jews.

Okay, thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupFolks, I was watching "Batman" earlier,

setupand it really got me thinking, you know,

setup'cause Bruce Wayne, his alter ego, is Batman,

setupinspired by his paralyzing fear of bats.

setupSo I guess then my superhero name would be...

punchlineBlack Man.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupFolks, I was watching "Batman" earlier,

setupand it really got me thinking, you know,

setup'cause Bruce Wayne, his alter ego, is Batman,

setupinspired by his paralyzing fear of bats.

setupSo I guess then my superhero name would be...

punchlineBlack Man.

Every joke is broken into beats — each with a setup, punchline, and any tags — and assigned one of 10 structural types: misdirect, reframe, phonetic-match, double-meaning, contradiction, analogy, hyperbole, elephant-in-the-room, anti-humor, and absurdism. How to Annotate Jokes →