Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 716 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.89 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

Career avg·3.23 bits/set·4.21 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.55 tag density·57 sets

This set·3 bits·5 beats·0.89 punch density·0.60 tag density

It's good to be here. Thank you, sir.

I am Hans Kim. That's fine.

[Bit 1]

And I am Asian, or as I'm known in Texas, I'm Chinese.

So there will be 145% tariff added to your bill tonight.

Take a good look at this shirt. You're gonna have to make it soon.

[Bit 2]

Love seeing Trump do optional side quests for no reason.

It's like watching a cat play Oregon Trail.

He's trying to get a mineral deal out of Ukraine.

What is this guy, Cam Patterson?

I'm not retarded, but I want your rocks.

[Bit 3]

I blame the Democrats?

Why would you send a woman out against Trump?

This guy grabs women by the pussy.

He's got a finishing move.

He's 2-0 against women right now.

He's the best transgender athlete we have.

All right, that's my time. Thank you very much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

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setupAnd I am Asian, or as I'm known in Texas, I'm Chinese.

punchlineSo there will be 145% tariff added to your bill tonight.