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2025-04-29

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Watch Gordon Dixon's Kill Tony episode 716 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.56 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.56 punch density·0.67 tag density·Medium Joke Book

Make some fucking noise, Austin. Let's go!

[Bit 1]

Florida is in the--I just moved to Florida.

Anybody from Florida in here?

There's three people in here that can't read.

That's what we--I took a girl on a date yesterday.

She got a--she got a T-bone steak.

I ordered a Filet McNiggin. That's how I knew.

She's all, "Oh, you're from Florida."

I said, "Bitch, you racist."

[Bit 2]

Anyway, Austin's weird.

Austin's weird. I've been here a year now.

I just found out that my roommates were swingers.

That's awkward.

Yeah. I found out the hard way.

I woke up to them having sex on top of me.

That's not...

Whole room. Smelled like bootyhole on corn chips.

I knew...

But I'm single, so of course I fucked.

You know what I mean? I fucked.

Raw, too. I didn't give a fuck.

That is what you do when you have old people with dementia.

That's what you do. You fuck old people.

And after I came to my senses, I was like,

"Listen, Mom and Dad, y'all gotta get out of here.

All right, out of this."

I don't think I can get better than that.

That's my time. I'm Gordon Dixon, yo.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupFlorida is in the--I just moved to Florida.

setupAnybody from Florida in here?

punchlineThere's three people in here that can't read.