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2025-04-29

Kam Patterson

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Watch Kam Patterson's Kill Tony episode 716 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.84 punch density, 2.20 tag density.

Career avg·2.30 bits/set·3.61 beats/set·0.35 punch density·1.27 tag density·46 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.84 punch density·2.20 tag density

-What's up, man?

-Without Slaver, I could have been that nigga.

Huh. Yikes.

[Bit 1]

I be going to clubs and shit. I go to clubs a lot.

And I went to a club recently about home in Florida,

and one of the bouncers had, like --

had one of the one things,

and he wanted the bottom of my feet.

And I left that line immediately, though.

'Cause I don't want to go know where they getting foot pistols in.

That's crazy. That's psychopathic.

[Bit 2]

And I also have a theory about bouncers.

Not that bouncers here because they are regular people,

but I think, like, bouncers anywhere else are all gay.

That's what I think.

They big gay niggas. That's what I think.

Big undercover gay niggas.

'Cause every time I go to a club, they pat me down,

they always touch my dick.

My dick get touched every single time.

And if the club is full, they probably touch 200 dicks.

It's a lot of dicks to touch, it's a straight man.

Gay ass nigga, that's crazy.

It's gay.

And if I was a bouncer, and I'm not,

'cause I'm not gay, but if I was,

if I was a bouncer and I patted you down,

you had a bigger dick than me,

I would not let you in the club.

No, my girlfriend's in there, no.

No, bucko.

There's gonna be a bunch of little dick,

they don't little dick dance and shit like that.

You know what I mean?

I'm a damn appreciate it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI be going to clubs and shit. I go to clubs a lot.

setupAnd I went to a club recently about home in Florida,

setupand one of the bouncers had, like --

setuphad one of the one things,

setupand he wanted the bottom of my feet.

setupAnd I left that line immediately, though.

punchline'Cause I don't want to go know where they getting foot pistols in.

tagThat's crazy. That's psychopathic.