Scott Wharton

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.65 punch density·1.00 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.57 punch density·1.00 tag density

Watch Scott Wharton’s set

Skips to 45:24 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Joe Biden sniffs kids the same way

I sniff a fresh bag of weed.

I can't wait to hit that.

[Bit 2]

It's the whole system though,

It's a two-party system, right?

The two-party system is like if you had just two neighbors

and they're both registered sex offenders.

But you must choose one to take your child trick-or-treating.

Or else you waste your Halloween.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Sniffing children inappropriately is like sniffing weed because both involve anticipatory pleasure.”

Joke Type

analogy

Lines

setup- Joe Biden sniffs kids the same way

punchlineI sniff a fresh bag of weed.

tagI can't wait to hit that.