2024-12-03

Set 3 · Episode 694

Cole Castle

Bucket Pull

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.69 punch density·2.50 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·1.00 punch density·4.00 tag density

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Skips to 28:26 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I like to add the TV on during sex,

but you gotta be careful what show it was on while you're doing it.

'Cause the only thing worse than finishing quick with a girl

is finishing quick than hearing a laugh track immediately after.

That one just feels like a whole audience is degrading me.

My go-to genre to have on during sex? True crime.

Because at least if I give her a bad performance,

she can look at the TV and see some girl getting raped and murdered,

and I can go, "Hey, could be a lot worse for you, huh?"

It's like, "Yeah, I didn't make you come,

but you do get to go outside again, so...

Count your blessings, all right?"

[Bit 2]

I was drinking with some family a couple weeks ago.

My cousin went down, so the drum came up to me.

He goes, "Hey, Cole, you should stop drinking.

It's not good for you."

And in my head, I was like, "I'm not gonna stop drinking tonight

till I'm on your level, little kuzo."

I also want to be drooling on myself at some point.

That's when I realized getting drunk

I realized getting drunk is just microdosing Down syndrome.

There's a lot of similarities.

You know, you're harder to understand,

you eat more, you fall more,

and no one's gonna trust you behind the wheel.

So a lot of similarities, I think.

I don't know, people start drinking and say,

"Let's get fucked up."

I say, "Let's get fucked down."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Laugh track becomes so extreme that audience mocks.”

Joke Type

hyperbole

Lines

setupI like to add the TV on during sex,

setupbut you gotta be careful what show it was on while you're doing it.

setup'Cause the only thing worse than finishing quick with a girl

punchlineis finishing quick than hearing a laugh track immediately after.

tagThat one just feels like a whole audience is degrading me.