2024-12-03

Set 5 · Episode 694

Kam Patterson

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Career avg·1.87 bits/set·3.13 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.36 tag density·15 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.43 punch density·2.00 tag density

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Skips to 52:55 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I went to a Colorado Buffalo game recently,

and I had on the uniform, had like a jacket on,

and a bunch of white people just thought I was a recruit,

and that was the funnest shit ever.

They're like, "He can't be here to read."

It's not a reader, it's a running back.

And it was cool, 'cause I was in line the whole time.

Like one lady was like, "Are you gonna go here?

"Are you gonna come here?"

I was like, "I might.

"I'm thinking about it a little bit."

I got three school lined up right now.

It's Florida, Georgia, and here, you feel me?

And then she was like, "But you can't beat these views."

And I wanted to be funny, so I was like,

You can't beat the white bitches."

And then I walked off and she was very confused.

She was thoroughly confused.

[Bit 2]

I also watched the Mike Tyson fight,

and that was terrible, but listen.

My favorite part about the whole fight was before,

when they asked him how the fight was gonna go,

and he said, "This shit's victory,"

and he turned around and his ass was out, right?

Ain't no crazy to me.

Anybody else in this room, as a grown man,

a rude other grown man, if you have your ass out,

that's gay, right?

But for Mike Tyson, that might've been the straightest shit

I've ever seen in my life, you know?

It was crazy. I'll tell you one thing.

The cameraman, right? The cameraman,

when he turned around, it was like a full view of the room, right?

And then he zoomed in on his ass.

Now, that guy, gay as fuck.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Black man team implies student but reveals athlete.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI went to a Colorado Buffalo game recently,

setupand I had on the uniform, had like a jacket on,

setupand a bunch of white people just thought I was a recruit,

setupand that was the funnest shit ever.

punchlineThey're like, "He can't be here to read."

tagIt's not a reader, it's a running back.