Martin Phillips

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Career avg·2.77 bits/set·3.04 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.97 tag density·26 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.42 punch density·0.67 tag density

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Skips to 7:37 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Oh, my first participation trophy

was my birth certificate.

[Bit 2]

You know, we can go to the bathroom together, that's horrible.

But when guys do it, it's like, oh, we're gonna do coke, okay?

It's never gonna spend time together.

They borrowed my dollars, so I was a part of it.

[Bit 3]

After World War II, all the Nazis got charged with war crimes,

and a lot of them killed themselves in jail.

It's like, whoa, we're going to make yourself guilty.

What?

We're going back.

See, they got rid of all the good lawyers.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Birth certificate could be participation trophy for existing.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupOh, my first participation trophy

punchlinewas my birth certificate.