Set 18 · Episode 725

David Jolly

Bucket PullMan

Career avg·1.57 bits/set·3.43 beats/set·0.57 punch density·2.24 tag density·7 sets

This set·1 bit·2 beats·0.39 punch density·2.50 tag density

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Skips to 2:04:32 in the episode

[Bit 1]

We in God's country, baby, you know what I mean?
Remind you of the old days, back when we could be Americans,
you know?
Everybody don't get offended about every fucking thing,
you know what I'm saying?
We're goddamn Americans.
A man have a bad day at work, he come home,
and he punch that bitch in the face.
This is my wife. What you mean I can't hit my wife?
That's crazy.
Hell, yeah, the good old days.
I'm glad we didn't have social media back in the good old days,
'cause we also didn't have this thing called child abuse.
Can you imagine getting your ass whooped
on your Grandmama Facebook Live?
That bitch got them long-ass titties swinging in the camera.
Everybody in the comments is like, "Oh, take his jaws off.
Kick him in his ass."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

Spouse abuse is widely understood but rarely said aloud as something to miss.

Joke Type

elephant-in-the-room

Lines

setupWe in God's country, baby, you know what I mean?
setupRemind you of the old days, back when we could be Americans,
setupyou know?
setupEverybody don't get offended about every fucking thing,
setupyou know what I'm saying?
setupWe're goddamn Americans.
setupA man have a bad day at work, he come home,
setupand he punch that bitch in the face.
punchlineThis is my wife. What you mean I can't hit my wife?
tagThat's crazy.
tagHell, yeah, the good old days.
David Jolly - Ep 725 | PunchNotes