Michael Lehrer

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.23 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I'm a proud new resident of Texas

where H was admitted.

[Bit 2]

If you're not familiar with this story,

there's a movie called "Thou Despires" from.

I am the lead character, his name is Stylus,

and he's ready to party and got high so much,

he's one of his buddies, Pumby's asshole, for the AIDS.

Now, I like to get wet.

I like to get crunk.

I like to kiss the sky,

But I've never gotten in so high

when I let one of my buddies pump my asshole full of Ace.

[Bit 3]

I'm just a Jew from New York.

It must be the cowboy way.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Texas could be welcoming to a stigmatized disease.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI'm a proud new resident of Texas

punchlinewhere H was admitted.