Set 19 · Episode 725
Drew Nickens
Golden TicketDisabledBlackYoungMan
Career avg·2.21 bits/set·4.79 beats/set·0.63 punch density·0.88 tag density·14 sets
This set·2 bits·3 beats·1.17 punch density·3.67 tag density
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[Bit 1]
-I wasn't born this way.
I actually was assaulted by some airmen.
I got a TBI and I actually lost a tooth that night.
And it was really scary 'cause I had to pick myself up.
So I picked myself up, I picked up that tooth,
and I put that bitch right under my pillow
for the tooth fairy, am I right?
And it was $2 under my pillow the next day.
She knew I had a head injury before I did
'cause there was a Chris Minwoll action figure
on the side of my bed with a fucking,
Take care on a Post-it note.
[Bit 2]
On a lighter note, I learned how to pleasure a woman
from my grandma.
She said, if you want to make the whole sport,
you got to give that ho to a retarded wave.
That's why you do the Star Trek civil.
You slide that thing up, and then you wave like a
retarded guy at a bus stop, like, [VIBRATING]
You got to make that noise so it sounds like a vibrator,
like, [VIBRATING]
and you got to make an eye contact.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Assault with lost tooth implies serious trauma, but reveals childlike tooth fairy response.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup-I wasn't born this way.
setupI actually was assaulted by some airmen.
setupI got a TBI and I actually lost a tooth that night.
setupAnd it was really scary 'cause I had to pick myself up.
setupSo I picked myself up, I picked up that tooth,
setupand I put that bitch right under my pillow
punchlinefor the tooth fairy, am I right?