Fiona Cauley

Golden TicketWomanDisabled

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.43 beats/set·0.36 punch density·0.52 tag density·7 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.20 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 52:26 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So, uh, did y'all know there is a hierarchy within the disabled community?

No?

It's true. Like, um, the harder it is for you to go to the bathroom by yourself.

The more street grid you have.

The Crips or whatever.

Like, if I see some bitch, okay,

in a rented scooter...

she's holding the door for me.

[Bit 2]

Uh, being in the South, though,

y'all say this to me all the fucking time.

Um, hey, you know, God gives his toughest battles...

...to his strongest warriors.

You heard this? Yeah? Well, from where I'm sitting...

You all are looking like a bunch of pussies to me.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Crips" can mean gang or disabled, both ranked by dependence.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupSo, uh, did y'all know there is a hierarchy within the disabled community?

setupNo?

setupIt's true. Like, um, the harder it is for you to go to the bathroom by yourself.

setupThe more street grid you have.

punchlineThe Crips or whatever.