Jack Shaw

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Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.91 beats/set·0.35 punch density·0.55 tag density·11 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.18 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 2:07:01 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I got a girlfriend!

I love her so much, guys, I do.

But I'm Jewish and she's Christian.

And this bitch is going to hell, man.

[Bit 2]

I do, but I have to protect her now.

I have someone to protect.

So I went to the gun range for the first time,

motherfuckers.

Oh my God.

Now I want a fucking gun, guys.

It was so much fun.

I get why kids bring them to school, dude.

Understand, I grew up in Los Angeles, California.

I grew up liberal, anti-gun.

Why would anyone want a gun?

No guns.

And then I picked up a gun.

And I was like, Nancy Pelosi is a bitch.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Religious incompatibility implies tension, but reveals she's damned.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI got a girlfriend!

setupI love her so much, guys, I do.

setupBut I'm Jewish and she's Christian.

punchlineAnd this bitch is going to hell, man.