Martin Phillips

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.33 punch density·0.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

A lot of people say a guitar is a sexy instrument,

but you know what?

That underrated sexy instrument, the French horn,

'cause you gotta stick your fist in it, you know?

[Bit 2]

the serial killer Ted Bundy volunteered

at the suicide hotline.

So nobody talks about the lives he saved,

or he saved.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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Beat Premise

“French horn technique could be sexual insertion.”

Joke Type

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setupA lot of people say a guitar is a sexy instrument,

setupbut you know what?

setupThat underrated sexy instrument, the French horn,

punchline'cause you gotta stick your fist in it, you know?