William Montgomery

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This set·6 bits·6 beats·0.58 punch density·0.17 tag density

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[Bit 1]

My dad's so old he used to spank me.

[Bit 2]

My dad's so old he remembers

when Dr. Seuss was a sex symbol.

[Bit 3]

My dad's so old he banged Jesus' mom

and convinced her to claim it was a miracle pregnancy.

[Bit 4]

I love how we're supposed to listen to Bill Gates

about COVID as if he isn't responsible for a software

that is constantly being exploited by viruses.

[Bit 5]

Did anyone else cry during Blue Man Group?

[Bit 6]

I'm starting a home improvement store

that sells fans and fans only.

I'm just trying to think of what to call it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

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“My dad's so old he used to spank me.”

Joke Type

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punchlineMy dad's so old he used to spank me.