Rick Diaz

Bucket Pull

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[Bit 1]

Anyway, anybody else depressed or what?

Yeah, I woke up this morning.

I didn't mean to.

[Bit 2]

I don't suffer from sleep apnea.

I suffer from awake breathing.

[Bit 3]

When I was a kid, I broke a window at home and my parents were like, "Rick, just stop

trying to get in.

[Bit 4]

I was talking to my therapist and I was like, "You're not taking any notes."

And he was like, "I'm trying to forget this."

[Bit 5]

A girl told me, "You can do whatever you want to me."

So I disappointed her.

She was like, "Is that a gun in your pocket or it's a gun?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Waking up implies starting new day, but reveals it was unintentional.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupAnyway, anybody else depressed or what?

setupYeah, I woke up this morning.

punchlineI didn't mean to.