Rick Diaz on Kill Tony
3 sets·5.33 bits/set·6.00 beats/set·0.43 punch density·0.07 tag density
About Rick Diaz's sets
Rick Diaz has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #666 and the latest on episode #725 (1 July 2025).
Rick Diaz came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Rick Diaz has performed for guest panels including Matt Rife, Tony Caruso (Adam Ray), 2024 Heb Arena (Day One) and Post Malone.
Rick Diaz averages 0.43 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 58% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Rick Diaz's punch density went from 0.41 in the first set to 0.60 in the latest.
On average Rick Diaz follows each punchline with 0.07 tags.
Of the 18 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 11 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (4).
Appearances
Jokes from Rick Diaz's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7251 July 2025
Anyway, anybody else depressed or what? Yeah, I woke up this morning.
I didn't mean to.
When I was a kid, I broke a window at home and my parents were like, "Rick, just stop
trying to get in.
KT #7048 Feb 2025
And I was like, "Oh no." When I went to the toilet and at the urinal next to me, there was a guy peeing and he was staring right at my dick.
And I noticed because I was staring right into his eyes.
20 by 20 and she told me if you manage to solve this I will suck your dick. It took me all night
to unglue and reglue.
KT #666
I don't drink. I don't do any drugs. I'm unhappy. I'm 47 years old. My secret?
Depression.
Every evening I moisturize with tears.
Ladies, you get unsolicited dick pics.
I get unsolicited medical advice.
And dick pics.