Ahren Belisle

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- The most interesting thing about having cerebral palsy

is that it makes other people fucking stupid.

People come up to me and start gesturing at me,

yelling real slow like, "Hello, can I pet your dog?"

And I'm like, "Oh my, are you okay?

Are you having a fucking stroke?"

Someone come help.

Call 911.

I can't do it.

I mean, I guess I could.

I sound a lot like someone who was having a stroke.

But I still sound less like an idiot than you do.

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“Cerebral palsy could be a way to make everyone else seem stupid.”

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setup- The most interesting thing about having cerebral palsy

punchlineis that it makes other people fucking stupid.