David Lucas

RegularBlackMan

Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.82 punch density·2.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Money changes you a lot.

I just recently moved to an all-white neighborhood.

And my neighbor called a cops on me for walking my dog.

The police were like, "We are so sorry."

I was like, "No, that bitch did a good job."

Continue to call the cops on niggas that look like me.

What is?

We gotta keep this neighborhood safe, bitch.

[Bit 2]

I'm a horrible neighbor if you're black, man.

I am, bro.

Don't invite me to your loud ass barbecue, nigga.

What the fuck wrong with you, man?

How come you eat up all your food

and then call the cops on your bitch ass.

Like I'm like a Karen, you know what I'm saying?

I'm like a Karen, but I'm black,

so I guess I'm a Darren, you know what I mean?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Racial profiling could be responsible neighborhood watch.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupMoney changes you a lot.

setupI just recently moved to an all-white neighborhood.

setupAnd my neighbor called a cops on me for walking my dog.

setupThe police were like, "We are so sorry."

punchlineI was like, "No, that bitch did a good job."

tagContinue to call the cops on niggas that look like me.

tagWhat is?

tagWe gotta keep this neighborhood safe, bitch.