2023-03-07
Set 4 · Episode 599
Uncle Lazer
SpecialManWhite
Career avg·2.81 bits/set·4.31 beats/set·0.41 punch density·0.81 tag density·16 sets
This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·1.00 tag density
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Skips to 32:07 in the episode
[Bit 1]
- Listen here, I'm all about everybody
being confident in their self,
but you need to be fucking honest with yourself too.
I've been hooking up with some plus size women as of late
and I keep hearing this goddamn term slim thick.
Rihanna at the Super Bowl was slim thick.
No, she was fucking pregnant.
[Bit 2]
I hooked up with this girl the other night.
She was out of breath after we were taking a shower together.
She kept saying she was slim thick.
I said, "Darling, you need to slim fast.
"You're built like a hefty trash bag.
"What some would call an ice cream truck."
[Bit 3]
I get it.
Round is a shape.
Okay?
But you won't be around much longer in that fucking shape.
[Bit 4]
But I do like those big girls
'cause they got them tight pussies.
I keep a little flower in my back pocket
to find a wet spot every now and again.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Calling a celebrity slim thick implies attractive curves, but reveals pregnancy.”
Joke Type
misdirectLines
setup- Listen here, I'm all about everybody
setupbeing confident in their self,
setupbut you need to be fucking honest with yourself too.
setupI've been hooking up with some plus size women as of late
setupand I keep hearing this goddamn term slim thick.
setupRihanna at the Super Bowl was slim thick.
punchlineNo, she was fucking pregnant.