William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·6 beats·1.33 punch density·1.67 tag density

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[Bit 1]

For President's Day this year,

I am going as Grover Cleveland.

[Bit 2]

In the golf tournament this weekend,

Tiger Woods hit his drive farther

than the guy he was playing with,

so Tiger gave the guy a tampon.

Everybody got upset with Tiger,

what people need to realize is 2023, men have periods now.

I literally have blood dripping down my fucking inner thigh

right now, it is so uncomfortable.

[Bit 3]

Crazy first weekend in the XFL.

We had the Seattle Sea Dragons lay the smack down

on the Baltimore Beastmen.

The Houston Roughnecks went down to the wire

and managed to beat the Grand Rapids grizzlers

in primetime.

Wait, and in primetime, the St. Louis Battle Hawks

totally derailed the East Palestine headaches.

[Bit 4]

But seriously, why are we talking so much

about this train crash in fucking Palestine?

The Arabs and the Jews have been fighting

for thousands of years.

Why are we so worked up about this fucking

drain crash in Palestine right now?

Where the fuck am I right now?

Seriously.

It's fucking Palestine.

Okay, that's much.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A Presidents Day costume could be an obscure former president.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupFor President's Day this year,

punchlineI am going as Grover Cleveland.