David Lucas

RegularBlackMan

Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.47 punch density·0.17 tag density

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Skips to 42:04 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I just watched the Jeffrey Donner series.

That was a crazy ass white man, man.

Is it crazy for me to say it?

That's just how I thought gay people were.

Like, oh, that's why they call them bears.

[Bit 2]

Like, for real, man, seriously, like,

the cops took a kid back to his apartment

with a hole drilled on the side of his head.

Even cops know gay guys do that shit, you know what I'm saying?

[Bit 3]

Like, Jeff wasn't gay, he was gay-gay.

Like, you ever heard the phrase, "Eat a bag of dicks"?

Well, that nigga literally ate a bag of dicks.

I wonder if anybody ever said, "Hey, Jeff, eat a bag of dicks."

and he was like, "I will later gladly."

[Bit 4]

Like he was obsessed with black people.

This nigga was cutting black dicks off

and eating them with potatoes and shit.

Like, how the fuck did he accomplish all this

living next to a nosy-ass black woman?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Learning about a serial killer's crimes implies horror, but reveals they matched existing cultural assumptions.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI just watched the Jeffrey Donner series.

setupThat was a crazy ass white man, man.

setupIs it crazy for me to say it?

punchlineThat's just how I thought gay people were.

tagLike, oh, that's why they call them bears.