Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.46 punch density·0.20 tag density

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[Bit 1]

It's kind of scary taking the public transportation here

'cause if you're not paying attention,

you might end up in a plane to Martha's Vineyard.

[Bit 2]

Martha's Vineyard, not a real vineyard.

I don't know why we sent all the Mexicans over there.

The only fruit to pick there are the queers.

[Bit 3]

- I'm dating someone, I'm dating a white woman,

which is weird, 'cause I'm an Asian man.

It's the reverse Yoko Ono.

I'm trying to get her to start a band.

[Bit 4]

We recently had period sex, which is funny,

'cause she's a white girl.

You know, she looked like a Japanese flag

with nipples on it.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Public transportation in Texas implies a bus or train, but reveals a flight sending migrants to Martha's Vineyard.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupIt's kind of scary taking the public transportation here

setup'cause if you're not paying attention,

punchlineyou might end up in a plane to Martha's Vineyard.