Set 3 · Episode 744
Collin Sledge
Golden Ticket
Career avg·2.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.50 tag density·2 sets
This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.14 punch density·0.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
So I moved to Austin. I'm a little worried about fitting in.
You know?
I went--I went to my first show,
and this guy in the green one was going on like,
"You know, when I'm on stage, man, that's the real me."
And then he went up and did seven minutes of rape jokes.
It was me.
[Bit 2]
You know, now that I'm an Austin comic,
I've been working on my Tony impression.
Unbelievable.
Incredible.
Who's ready for the best fucking blowjob of their lives?
[Bit 3]
No, I owe Tony so much.
I owe the show so much.
It's the best thing that ever happened to me.
Thank you.
Wait.
Tony's like a father to me, you know?
Because just like my dad,
he's always calling me a gay retard.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
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Beat Premise
“Troubling Austin comic implies another performer, but reveals self.”
Joke Type
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setupSo I moved to Austin. I'm a little worried about fitting in.
setupI went--I went to my first show,
setupand this guy in the green one was going on like,
setup"You know, when I'm on stage, man, that's the real me."
setupAnd then he went up and did seven minutes of rape jokes.
punchlineIt was me.