Set 7 · Episode 744

Dedrick Flynn

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Career avg·1.82 bits/set·6.09 beats/set·0.56 punch density·1.51 tag density·11 sets

This set·3 bits·8 beats·0.47 punch density·0.75 tag density

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[Bit 1]

What you know about accidentally drinking

three gallons of gasoline,

'cause you was trying to siphon it from a truck,

and you accidentally swallowed three liters of it

at nine years old, and then you gotta go to your dad,

and you gotta say, "Hey, dad, my tum-tum hurt,"

and then your dad gonna say, "Boy, you smell unleaded."

So then you go to the hospital and you get your stomach pumped, right?

You get your stomach pumped,

but then the doctors don't give me back the gasoline.

What the fuck is up with that?

We need to pay doctors less money.

[Bit 2]

I got kicked out the hibachi restaurant yesterday.

And if we be honest, all hibachi just means is Japanese food live.

Right? That's all it means.

It's like you can get the out mail home, but see them live.

They'll flip a shrimp in your mouth and...

But they got an anti-B and high policy

'cause they had all you could eat,

so I ate an edible 'cause I was gonna see all that I could eat.

And they tricked me.

What they did was, is they, they,

it was really entrapment.

They, they dropped off the chopsticks

before they dropped off the food.

And a nigga just saw a drum line the night before,

so I'm doing my paradiddles on the soy sauce.

Didn't these niggas have the nerve

to put on Phil Collins in the air tonight?

"I'm gonna be everyone I feel considerate tonight!"

[Bit 3]

I work at bars.

What I do is like say crazy,

like say if y'all two dudes start to get in the fight,

I'll just spray y'all with some silly string.

Let y'all know this not a serious time.

This is supposed to be y'all friends.

And if y'all get mad and try to fight me,

I'll just pepper spray you in the eyes,

or as I call it, serious string.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Child smelling unleaded could be diagnosed as vehicle.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupWhat you know about accidentally drinking

setupthree gallons of gasoline,

setup'cause you was trying to siphon it from a truck,

setupand you accidentally swallowed three liters of it

setupat nine years old, and then you gotta go to your dad,

setupand you gotta say, "Hey, dad, my tum-tum hurt,"

punchlineand then your dad gonna say, "Boy, you smell unleaded."