Kansei Yasuda

Golden Ticket

Career avg·1.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density·1 set

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I don't like when people in North America say,

hey yo, respect.

Instead of saying bye,

'cause in Japan we take respect to a whole nother level.

Like for example, I'm 28 years old.

Make some noise if you're younger than 28 years old.

Nice.

So you guys mean nothing to me.

In Japan we ask ages all the time

'cause we have to decide what kind of relationship

we're gonna have going forward.

Like are you gonna be my daddy

or are you gonna be my bitch?

That's why, that's why, you know, because in North America it's not good to ask

ages so that's why I have no choice but guess people's ages by how they look and

that's why I respect so many white people. Because you guys, you guys age

like a banana in hot summer.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Respecting elders implies reverence, but reveals the young are worthless.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI don't like when people in North America say,

setuphey yo, respect.

setupInstead of saying bye,

setup'cause in Japan we take respect to a whole nother level.

setupLike for example, I'm 28 years old.

setupMake some noise if you're younger than 28 years old.

punchlineSo you guys mean nothing to me.