Offender

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Skips to 21:26 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I know what you guys are thinking.

My hair says California, but my voice says I'd fuck a cousin.

[Bit 2]

Being from the South is challenging.

Usually doesn't take people long to accuse me of being some type of no good,

messed up, wife-beaten, racist, toothless Trump supporter.

But that's not true.

See in Alabama you can only be three of those things.

Because once you're four, we ship your ass to Florida.

To become a legal resident of that state,

you got a fucking alligator.

They're gonna try to tell you it tastes like chicken,

but I promise you this, does not fuck like one.

[Bit 3]

Other day my friend said I reminded him of a young Ron White.

Supremacist.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Appearance implies one origin, but reveals a Southern redneck accent.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI know what you guys are thinking.

punchlineMy hair says California, but my voice says I'd fuck a cousin.