Offender on Kill Tony
3 sets·3.00 bits/set·4.33 beats/set·0.37 punch density·0.51 tag density
About Offender's sets
Offender has done 3 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #712 (25 Mar 2025) and the latest on episode #747 (9 Dec 2025).
Offender came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Offender has performed for guest panels including Harland Williams, Nick Rochefort, Greg Fitzsimmons and Adam Ray.
Offender averages 0.37 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 53% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
Offender's punch density went from 0.33 in the first set to 0.55 in the latest.
On average Offender follows each punchline with 0.51 tags.
Of the 13 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 10 are misdirect jokes, ahead of double-meaning (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Offender's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #7479 Dec 2025
I know what you guys are thinking.
My hair says California, but my voice says I'd fuck a cousin.
Other day my friend said I reminded him of a young Ron White.
Supremacist.
KT #72822 July 2025
It's where I like to picture the cigarette. Something I would never put in my mouth. So if you were to guess a big black cock,
Big black cock, you'd be correct.
Now, I don't know why it has to be big or black.
Just seems scarier.
When I get down on my knees, I say, "Hey, man, you got a lighter?" But boy, do they get pissed when I take off my hat and say,
"Hey, will you hold my hair?"
KT #71225 Mar 2025
I want to say this, I did my time like a man.
That's right, take that, Brittany Griner.
I hated when the guards made me strip down,
'cause they never tipped.
I felt like that shit was rude as hell.