William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

- Did y'all know that a woman discovered Kevlar?

And then she said, "I'll just turn this into a little vest."

[Bit 2]

I recently asked Chat GPT if AI would one day replace

Redband's job as podcast producer, and it responded,

You mean Red Band hasn't been replaced yet?

[Bit 3]

I watched Donnie Darko dubbed in French the other day,

and I definitely didn't know what the fuck was going on.

[Bit 4]

My girl don't need a sports bra.

She needs to sit on the couch and watch Bravo bra.

My girl don't need a sports bra.

She needs to call the American Idol hotline

and issue a bomb threat bra.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A woman discovering Kevlar implies a world-changing breakthrough, but reveals she just made a vest.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setup- Did y'all know that a woman discovered Kevlar?

punchlineAnd then she said, "I'll just turn this into a little vest."