Ari Matti

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Career avg·2.08 bits/set·4.28 beats/set·0.56 punch density·1.00 tag density·25 sets

This set·1 bit·5 beats·0.92 punch density·1.20 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Any ladies here on Onlyfans?

If you're not on Onlyfans, you are stupid.

It's free money.

Upload that pussy.

Sometimes I see a homeless lady on Sixth Street,

I'm like, lady.

You don't need to be here.

You're sitting on oil, lady!

Upload that pussy!

I have a friend, he's dating one of those OnlyFans girls,

and when they started dating,

he made her quit OnlyFans.

And he's one of those crypto, eh, the future.

Now they're in a one bedroom apartment with two cats.

What an idiot!

Dude, if I ever get a wife, a wife, kids, I don't give a fuck.

Every pussy in this household is going online.

Stand still, baby girl.

We need a new kitchen.

I'm like the Vince McMahon of Pussy.

This is a family business.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Women avoiding OnlyFans both have free income available and yet refuse it.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupAny ladies here on Onlyfans?

punchlineIf you're not on Onlyfans, you are stupid.

tagIt's free money.

tagUpload that pussy.