Aya

Bucket PullLesbianWomanYoung

Career avg·3.67 bits/set·5.33 beats/set·0.53 punch density·0.48 tag density·3 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.44 punch density·0.40 tag density

Watch Aya’s set

Skips to 1:10:34 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Oh my gosh, it's bright.

A lot of light.

Shout out, Thomas Edison.

He would've loved flesh lights.

[Bit 2]

Not good with guys.

I don't know, like a guy isn't gonna tell you,

but I know I'm not good at hand jobs

just 'cause all my protein shakes are clumpy.

[Bit 3]

Like, I wanna get better, so I'll just watch porn,

but for educational purposes, obviously.

And all I've learned is that I like incest porn,

'cause like, at least you know they love each other, right?

I don't know.

I guess I'm just a romantic.

[Bit 4]

And it sucks being a romantic,

'Cause like, I won't see red flags in guys.

Like, I won't see a guy with dyslexia.

I'll just see a guy who knows a little bit of German.

Or like, I won't see a guy with anger issues.

I'll just see a guy who can protect me from drywall.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Fleshlight" sounds like "flashlight".”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupOh my gosh, it's bright.

setupA lot of light.

setupShout out, Thomas Edison.

punchlineHe would've loved flesh lights.