Lino Rodriguez

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Watch Lino Rodriguez's Kill Tony episode 750 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 4 joke beats, 1.22 punch density, 1.75 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·4 beats·1.22 punch density·1.75 tag density·Big Joke Book

[Bit 1]

I'm sort of stressed out guys.

The other day I got flashed by a homeless guy

with the biggest blackest cock I'd ever seen.

In person.

Shout out Mia Khalifa.

He had a cock that was so big.

How big was it?

He had a cock that was so big I thought to myself, "How is this guy homeless?"

"How is this guy homeless?"

"I got what I got, I got a place."

"This guy should have a mansion."

And before I knew it he started to helicopter dick at me.

And it was so big I could hear the sound.

The motherfucker was powering the Midwest by himself.

And before I knew it, he took flight.

As if God was calling him to heaven.

He started to terrorize all the Sixth Street.

You got a dollar?

V-V-V-V-V-V-V.

Are you gonna finish that cigarette?

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setupI'm sort of stressed out guys.

setupThe other day I got flashed by a homeless guy

setupwith the biggest blackest cock I'd ever seen.

punchlineIn person.

tagShout out Mia Khalifa.