Carlos Lopez

Golden TicketManLatino

Career avg·2.00 bits/set·3.00 beats/set·0.67 punch density·0.50 tag density·2 sets

This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.50 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 12:53 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So I had some pipes breaking my house this last freeze.

I went down to hardware store to grab some parts.

When I walk in, the first employee I find is trans.

I don't want to be a fucking bigot.

I treat them like anyone else, and that's from help.

They, them, ask me if the parts I need are male or female.

Me being a smart ass, I'm like, well, what are my other options?

They them said, "Buddy, don't get me started.

You think your plumbing's fucked up?

My dick's in a jar."

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Treating a trans employee normally could be asking them for hardware help.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setupSo I had some pipes breaking my house this last freeze.

setupI went down to hardware store to grab some parts.

setupWhen I walk in, the first employee I find is trans.

setupI don't want to be a fucking bigot.

punchlineI treat them like anyone else, and that's from help.