2024-11-26

Set 7 · Episode 693

David Lucas

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Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·1 bit·7 beats·1.31 punch density·2.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

And that diddish shit was crazy, man.

That motherfucker was putting GHB in the baby oil.

I'm like, "That gotta be the craziest way to get raped."

You know what I'm saying?

It doesn't matter if the motherfucker massage you

into the rape and you wake up the next day.

I hate I never was able to go to a Diddy party.

Because I know them hors d'oeuvres were off the chain.

You know what I'm saying?

Like, Diddy would've got me with the food.

I would've--

I would've been in that bitch eating exotic cheese.

It's like, y'all said this was ostrich?

I would eat some of that food and bend in his fucking closet

with one of his robes on.

Dancing.

Like, a thousand bottles of baby oil is crazy to me, bro.

It is.

Like, did he have so much oil at his house

that Biden ordered a drone strike?

Like, I feel if you got a thousand bottles of anything,

you should go to prison, no questions asked.

You know what I mean?

Ain't nothing but a thousand bottles of black pepper.

Take your ass to prison.

Tony was probably at the prison with bail money

to get Diddy out.

I swear to God, I would buy a baby--

I would buy a bottle of baby oil by Serac.

Like, cherry flavor?

Or as black people call it, red?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Drugged baby oil could be a rape method.”

Joke Type

reframe

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setupAnd that diddish shit was crazy, man.

setupThat motherfucker was putting GHB in the baby oil.

punchlineI'm like, "That gotta be the craziest way to get raped."

tagYou know what I'm saying?

tagIt doesn't matter if the motherfucker massage you

taginto the rape and you wake up the next day.