William Montgomery

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This set·5 bits·6 beats·0.35 punch density·0.17 tag density

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[Bit 1]

- It's kinda really weird because I matched

with this fucking ass on a red-headed dating website,

so I don't know what the fuck he's...

[Bit 2]

Jimmy Kimmel cried on his show the day after the election,

and I don't know if it was because of Trump's victory

or the fact that he had 112 viewers.

But seriously, it was kind of ironic

when the tears made his blackface run.

[Bit 3]

So I'm actually working on a movie.

It's basically the pot of little giants,

but instead of little league football,

it's a man who competes in women swimming.

I mean, this is a true underdog story.

Against All Odds, he sets multiple world records.

It's called Big Booty Bitches in Bikinis Vol. 4.

[Bit 4]

You know the worst is when you intend

on handing out Halloween candy,

but then you get so high you eat it all,

and then you remember you inserted razor blades.

[Bit 5]

All right, anybody here a fan of riddles?

Y'all like riddles?

Here's one.

Here's one for you.

I heard this the other day.

Who let the dogs out?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A ginger dating site could be a way to meet redheaded comics.”

Joke Type

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setup- It's kinda really weird because I matched

punchlinewith this fucking ass on a red-headed dating website,

tagso I don't know what the fuck he's...